Thoroughly Disgusting

We all knew that Joe Jackson was a sleazy slimebucket of a man… but DAMN! Michael, Janet & LeToya have all spoken about being raised under his abusive iron fist and he just proved last night during this interview with CNN’s Don Lemon, that he is as classless as they come.

So not only did he come to promote his new record label with his friend, he came to party. My reliable source tells of how his entourage that he arrived with on the red carpet was overheard asking where they could get their after party passes from… huh?! WTF!

What Would Make Me Come Out of Retirement???

BARBARA NORTON - IMPEACH this ho! What in the hell was she thinking?!?!?! I don't give a rat's ass is Hurricane Chris is her godson... what made her think 1. that it was a good idea to pass a resolution to commend Hurricane Chris and 2. to let him PERFORM on the floor of the Louisiana Legislature??? I watched this video in HORROR! Her constituents need to start a campaign to recall her dumb ass >:-[

Lil Wayne WANTED to be Arrested…

Note to self: When you know you’re gonna stop at a BORDER PATROL CHECKPOINT, remember to toss the ECSTASY, WEED and COCAINE BEFORE getting to the checkpoint… and if you’re “Weezy F. Baby,” you have the dough to buy more once you get to your destination. That way, when the border patrol agents bring out the drug sniffing dogs, your dumb ass won’t be arrested!

Wayne’s tour bus was stopped in Yuma, Arizona and the feds found “105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and ecstasy believed to be in Carter’s possession.” Of course, since the DEA and Border Patrol were involved in the discovery and arrest, your boy is facing some pretty serious federal charges. He better hope that his money and attorneys can get him out of this one.

For more details on the stop and arrest, check out the Yuma County Sun. They also have a HI-larious description of what a mix tape is and some pretty funny quotes from a few of Wayne’s fans.

Story jacked from Nah Right

The Honor of Being the First Idiot Mention of 2008 Goes To…

Roy Jones Jr.!

Why on earth would you – after seeing what Michael Vick has gone through – as a BLACK MAN, mention that you have pit bulls that you allow to fight???

Do you want the crazy dog lovers (those who give a shit more about dogs than they do about human beings) and the southern law enforcement community on your ass???

Rhymes With Snitch posted a story about Jones saying JUST LAST FRIDAY that "I just let my dogs get down five, ten minutes, fifteen minutes. Maybe like the longest I let them go was a half-hour, but I never let them fight to the death 'cause I can't take that."

Now Florida officials are looking into whether or not they will indict his dumb ass.

Source: RWS

Ugh Ice T… SIGH

Do I even have to say anything… type anything about this tomfoolery?!

Here’s Ice and his plastic, trampy, trailer park wife, Coke Ho… I mean Co Co on the red carpet at the premiere of “I Am Legend.” Everybody else showed up dressed nice and looking classy… then these two popped up!

Source: Young Black & Fabulous

Beanie Sigel Needs Your Support

Not that he would be smart enough to figure out the right ways to keep and grow his money, but Beanie needs you to log onto ITunes and download his latest release, “The Solution,” or go cop that at your nearest music retailer.

Beanie’s Maserati was in danger of being auctioned off because he owed the city of brotherly love $1,700 in unpaid parking tickets. A friend had to put up the money to get it back before somebody else got a sweet deal at the Philly Auction House. I guess paying the note on the ‘rati ate up all his parking meter change :-\

Source: Rhymes With Snitch

Little People Flashin’

I’m not just talking about Bow Wow’s size. His mind is little.

I copped this from Bossip. Apparently Bow Wow thinks it’s cool to run around flashing your money for all (and paparazzi) to see. The Bossip post says he wouldn’t do it if he wasn’t in Beverly Hills. I say he wouldn’t do it if he didn’t have security with him. You can get that ass knocked in Da BH too!

As for the stupidity of him taking such a picture, it just pisses me off because shit like this is the reason why so many teens and young adults are obsessed with “gettin’ money.” Take the dirty looking lil niggas that broke into Washington Redskin Sean Taylor’s house to rob him and ended up killing him.

I am a lover of hip hop music, but the music and the culture has the ugly side effect of materialism. And Bow Wow’s little four foot, eleven inch frame posturing in this picture is exactly the kind of image we don’t need any more of.

SO WHAT YOU GOT MONEY!!! Do something constructive with that shit.

Here are pictures from one of the Sean Taylor murder suspects, 19 year old Jason Mitchell’s MySpace page of him flashing money. SMH… Just SAD! :-\

When The Public Stops Paying Attention… To Ray J

Rhymes With Snitch posted this cover art for the DJ K Slay/Ray J Unkut “mixtape” and I gotta say, Ray J tops the ultra-whack list for trying to extend his sextape fame by using a still frame from one of his sessions with Kim Big Butt to generate interest in this “mixtape.” This is a true cry for publicity. He’s just screaming “Hey y’all! Keep looking over here at me!” SAD.

Bossip reported back in November that this “mixtape” was possibly gonna come out and also have audio of Kim leaving Mr. Please Look At Me a voicemail that will be featured on this “mixtape.” Click here for their story and a clip where Kim lets him know her lawyers are ready.

Sonja and Willie did such a pretty decent job raising Brandy… what the hell happened with this jackass???

THIS Nigga Right Here!!! >:-[

The jackass pictured here on the left, 32 year old Cardrico Lajuan Nash, is not rich, but he made the national news. This loser was arrested in Tulsa, Oklahoma early yesterday morning for child endangerment after he left his four… yes, FOUR children in his parked car while he went inside a… STRIP CLUB!!!

The police were called to the scene and found the children, aged 3 MONTHS TO 7 years old asleep in the car. KJRH News is reporting that it was 39 degrees outside when Nash was arrested at 1am. And why did he try to pull that “I wasn’t even in there that long, just about 15 minutes” shit??? Talkin’ bout “I just came to pick up a relative.”

Maybe if this crime wasn’t so hideous, the people inside wouldn’t have snitched on him, but they did what was right and put him on blast – told the police he had been inside for at least an hour and the relative that he mentioned he was there to pick up wasn’t even in the club!

Talk about fucked up priorities!

By the way, don’t EVER get arrested in Tulsa County. They put ALL your arrest and booking info right on the internet for the whole world to see. Good for Cardrico’s ignorant ass! Click here for the father of the year’s info.

And where the hell is these kids’ momma?

Souce: NBC’s KJRH, Tulsa

Birdman Should Have Chosen Wings

With hanging nooses being the new trend around the country – especially in the South – you would think your boy Birdman aka Baby, would want to have a speedy trip to New York from Louisiana – not take the damn scenic route!

So Birdman’s dumb ass, along with fifteen other people, decided it would be a good idea to take an RV ride up to New York for the taping of a show for MTV. They got stopped in Tennessee. The arresting officer said he could smell the marijuana smoke before he even entered the vehicle and of course, when he searched, he found weed… and guns (sigh).

Why man… WHY???

Yeah it’s cheaper to drive all your entourage up to New York as opposed to flying up there, but the money you save can get your ass caught up when you’re taking a tour through some of America’s most gonna-get-your-black-asses-for-that-Jena6-shit southern states. I bet they wish they spent the money on a private jet now! And you know they have the money! When you can take thousands of dollars and put it into mouth jewelry and chains, you can afford a private jet ride or two. Sixty thousand dollars… or having to deal with THE MAN… hmmm… which one would I pick?

I’m not even gonna talk about how Bird is 38 and his wife Brittany, who was also arrested, is just EIGHTEEN!!! Poor girl… she’s gotta look at that face feel those man tits rubbing up against her on a regular basis. Ewwwww!

Source: Yahoo! News

The Hater of the Niggardry is BACK!

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I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family and/or friends! I had to take a little hiatus from the blog – ya know… family and personal commitments to tend to. But thank you to Rose, Rickety Rocket, Ankles, JC, E-Boogie, Cree, Jackz and the two :-) other TSNGNM readers who had to either call or send e-mails to remind me that there was plenty-o-niggeration going on out there that I was neglecting to speak on.

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I’m back in the saddle now kids. We bout to have some‘mo fun! G’won now and post a comment or two! :-)

Poor Mike Jones…

Bossip.com will every now-and-again post pieces called When the Checks Stop Coming In. They’re mostly pretty funny – and sometimes sad – when you see people who were once “gettin’ that dough,” but now are lookin’ quite broke and ashy.

Here’s my take on When the Checks Stop Coming In, called When the Public Stops Paying Attention. Up first, Mike Jones… who? Mike Jones… who? Mike Jones!!!

Some say you gotta respect his hustle: having the YouTube channel, trying to keep his name out there the best way he knows how with those minimal marketing dollars from his label. But the best thing any artist can do for their career is to just get a GOOD publicist (outside of the label publicity department) and pay them! Then you don’t have to resort to shit like this:

Do we really need to go along with Mike and his sport-n-wave cap to the store where he buys his multi-colored shoes and bedazzled jeans? And is it just me or does that grill he’s wearing make him talk like… like… ya know, when the dentist puts those rolled up pieces cotton in your mouth to sop up the spit while he’s doing his job?

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Do we really need to see him driving down the highway… or the back and forth with his lovely face and the Jaguar logo on the steering wheel??? I kinda feel like he’s saying “See how I’m doin’ it? Girl, this could be you ridin’ with me right thurrr in the passenger seat… chillin’ in the Jag with Mike Jones.”

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If you don’t want to waste six minutes and five seconds of your life (like I did) watching this “American Hater, Episode 4” video, you can just skip ahead to through most of the ignorance to 4:53 (where the ignorance was unintentionally funny) to see Mike in his bedazzled hoodie and rental Rolls with the red Little Tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror! Gotta love that hood mentality! And shame on Alex Thomas for helping Mike to make this foolishness :-\

TSNGYNM… Especially If You’re Gonna Use It To Buy A Fake Ass!

I am pretty sure there are some men out there that will disagree with me on this, but fake asses are sooooo inappropriate! They are especially stupid if you’re tiny and you have this giant bah-dunk-a-dunk pounding behind you every time you make a step. This one looks down right cartoonish!

I guess this chick, Angel Lola Luv, is the next Karinne Steffans/Melyssa Ford. She’s parlaying her video hoe-isms into a King Magazine cover, acting, lay-outs and … as she put’s it… MENTORING!

Check it out:

Source: Rhymes With Snitch

OJ Diagnosed with ASS

Last Friday when I put up my original post on OJ Simpson, I didn’t get too deep into it because all the details were still coming in and the Las Vegas police were still confused as to what the hell really happened. But as the details got more and more clear over the weekend and OJ was arrested, arraigned and released on bail, all kinds of stories, characters and information are coming out of the woodwork.

I’m not about to say anything anyone else hasn’t already said, but I just have to say it… OJ’s one stupid… STUPID ASS NIGGA. You know… KNOW da man has been itchin’ to get you on something since you were cleared of double murder back in 1995 and you can’t just go and sit your ass down somewhere, relax and thank God and your lucky stars that you were acquitted of something you know the average man with no money would be rotting in jail for right now??? Why would you NOT think to involve lawyers and the police in getting back your stolen merchandise? Why would you hang out with and take a bunch of ex cons and questionable dudes to a hotel room to get back your stuff KNOWING that the situation might get a little violent if somebody says the wrong thing or makes the wrong move??? Why wouldn’t you think of all these things knowing that a large percentage of Americans hate your guts because they think you escaped justice???

It’s ASS, Athlete’s Stupid Syndrome. It’s the same thing I wrote about back on August 28^th when I was talking about Michael Vick. Athletes are treated differently starting from a young age. Everything is always taken care of for them and swept under the rug – they aren’t held accountable for their bullshit the way the rest of us are and so they think they can get away with ANYTHING. Remember Jayson Williams of the New Jersey Nets? Showing off his New Jersey estate to his guests, bragging and showing off, he mistakenly shoots his driver in the face… then tries to cover it up to say and the man committed suicide??? ASS. Plain and simple. ASS is why OJ still doesn’t have a fucking clue 17 years after getting a pass on double murder charges. Every time I saw a reporter walk up to someone on the street the past few days and ask what their opinion was of OJ Simpson, the most common remark was “How could he be so stupid?” ASS I tell ya… ASS.

So we’re all on the same page, OJ is a dumb ass for trying to conduct this “sting” on his own with his boys, but Geraldo Rivera is just a HUGE asshole. He’s basically badgering this guy Tom Riccio that set up the whole thing, leading him to say what he wants him to say and putting words into his mouth.

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This whole thing with OJ is tragic, yet funny. And to add a little more comic relief, here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s Jake Byrd crashing the press conference OJ’s lawyer held in Las Vegas after he got him released on bail:

Who the FUCK Has Trouble Believing the Earth IS NOT FLAT???

It’s been quite the past few days for your girl. I’ve got this new project I’m working on that’s kicking my ass and taking up ALL my free time. I just hate when I can’t pay attention to the news and pop culture so that I can get my blog on. Being able to write out your thoughts is a great creative release.

So one thing that really got my attention – other than OJ Simpson’s dumb ass – was as I was getting ready to leave the house this morning, The View was on my TV (don’t ask why… I think it was on ABC from the night before) and I happened to catch Sherri Shepherd trying to explain that she knows the earth is round. “Huh???” I said to myself. What the heck??? Who the hell doesn’t know that the earth is round? When they beam back pictures from the space shuttle, it’s round. When you’re traveling on a plane, you can see the curvature of the earth.

Apparently, yesterday she got asked the question of whether or not she thought the world was round from Whoopi Goldberg when they were discussing religion and science.

Here’s the video:

Ok… I am not one to knock those true believers who go word-for-word on what the bible says, but sometimes you just have to be f’n real and cut the bullshit. It’s like people who say dinosaurs didn’t really exist because they aren’t in the bible. Ummm … yes they did, they got fuckin’ big ass bones that are dug up all over the earth from millions of years ago.

Whatever I believe is not important, but again, when we have niggas on TV talkin’ crazy, they get lumped into the ALL BLACK PEOPLE pool. And even though Whoopi is on The View to balance out Sherri’s coonery, it still just pisses me off. Yes, there are people from other groups who are deeply religious and will be on TV saying the same thing, but I just wish Sherri could have given a more articulate, smarter response (You can disagree with me. That's the beautiful thing about free speech: leave a comment or post on your own blog and share the link.) Another thing that annoys me with Sherri on The View is she's the loud, eye-buckin', neck rollin' black woman stereotype. Bossip.com has a GREAT discussion going on in their comments section on this story. Check it out here.

OJ... PLEASE Stop It!

I’m not going to put too much energy into this post because everything on this so-called burglary by OJ Simpson and his associates is still preliminary, but damn it OJ… will you PLEASE just go sit your ass down somewhere and stay out of trouble... and out of the media spotlight?! We don’t want to see your name or face in the media ANY MORE.

cnn.com has more details on the “robbery.” cnn.com video on the story.

Is It Just Me Or Is Kanye West Getting The Fuck On Your Nerves Too???

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Here he is on Jimmy Kimmel last night:

Part 1

Part 2

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In my own personal opinion, Kanye is still – in his own words – “swimming in whack juice.”

You may disagree with me. You may be one of the half million people that went out to buy his CD or downloaded it from iTunes this week, but the only way I will be listening to this shit is from a burn from a friend.

There’s nothing wrong with knowing you have great talent. There’s nothing wrong with taking pride in your work. There’s nothing wrong with being disappointed about losing awards at award shows. There’s nothing wrong with taking bad reviews of your work to heart. But I just think the more people enable him and buy his music, the more it will make his big, fat, chipmunk head bigger and bigger.

I just want this dude to get over himself and realize the world doesn’t revolve around Kanye. And to also realize…

- That everyone is not gonna always think you’re better than other artists and therefore, sometimes you won’t win all the awards.

- That musical tastes differ and preference on rap flows aren’t all the same, and so you may not get the best written reviews from some media outlets.

- That MTV will survive without your appearances and your music. They don’t give a fuck that you’re boycotting them! They don’t give a fuck that you want to celebrate your achievement with them. They care about ratings and sales dollars – and you being missing from their programming will not make a big impact on them.

- EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE TO PRAISE YOU… OR KISS YOUR ASS KANYE.

I’m not the only one annoyed. Jeff Garlin was a guest on Kimmel last night as well, and much to my delight mocked the bullshit Kanye was spitting – as well as his gear:

Go sit your Louis Vuitton purse carrying ass down in a corner somewhere and be happy about what you DO HAVE!

I Am Pretty Sure You've Seen This Already BUT...

What is your take on the Kanye West tirade backstage at the MTV VMAs? I myself, as you can tell from my previous post, am pretty much over him and his antics. He’s like a spoiled little child. His bitchy little girl antics are actually quite annoying. His mom should beat his ass more often when he was growing up… maybe he wouldn’t be such a broad about not winning awards-n-shit :-\

Observations

Life’s been a little crazy lately for ya girl, so I haven’t been able to post anything about the MTV Video Music Awards as of yet, so here it goes:

Kanye West:

-Why must he be a bitch about not winning? Dude, everything ain’t for everybody! There are other artists and they work just as hard as you… and they have fans too! Must we remind you, this is MTV??? They don’t care about your black ass. And did you really expect to win in some of those categories? Your co-nominees had songs out throughout the year. Your shit JUST came out. Stop trippin’ and keep your fingers crossed for a BET Hip Hop Award. Click here for the rest of the story on how he’s never returning to MTV again.

Ne-Yo:

-Please stop it with your homo-erotic sensitive one-eyed stares into the camera! And chill with the lip gloss for crying out loud! You’re making Pimp C’s comments about you seem all too true.

Diddy:

-You know damn well you shouldn’t have had Brit Brit out all weekend long partying and getting high. I ain’t saying it’s your fault, but damn it, you weren’t encouraging her to get her rest in and her dance steps rehearsed.

Beyonce:

-PLEASE let Mama Tina stop dressing you in gold-n-shimmery trash bags! That dress was (as Perez Hilton would like to say) SHITEOUS!

…and oh, was your face broken when Rihanna took Video of the Year award for “Umberella ella ella eh eh eh”???

Kid Rock & Tommy Lee:

-We can’t take you niggas no where! Fighting over Pam Anderson’s old wrinkled up tranny lookin’ ass :-\

Dr. Dre:

-Was it just me or did he look like the Incredible Hulk?

Timbaland:

-Did we have to see you SO MUCH???

Soulja Boy:

-I know it may seem cool to walk around with shades with your NAME written on them… maybe you still think people don’t know who you are, but damn it.. STOP IT!

WTF... NO, What The Fuck 50 Cent???

Ok so I’m minding my business today, heading over to MTV.com to find out what time the VMAs are coming on and what do I see on the front page of their site but THIS:

So then I go around to the other sites to see if anyone else has these pics and Bossip has more. Apparently these are from his album release party in Vegas. Check out the rest here.

Ok ewwwwwwww Fiddy! You DO KNOW that she has HERPES right??? What the hell happened to Ciara? I heard she was in the spot. That’s just DIRTY! On top of that, you know Parasite Hilton will smile in your face and call you a nigger behind your back. Wanna see Paris drunk… talking about poor people, fat ugly Jewish bitches, black whores who get fucked in the butt for coke, niggers and being black and stealing shit?

Here it is:

I always refrained from 50 bashing before, because although he went around rubbing people the wrong way, whenever I heard/read one of his interviews, he came off as a smart business man. Now, he’s falling into the dumb niggER category because he is photographed kissing and hugging a known herpes having racist cunt. It doesn’t bother me, like I’m sure it would most black women that she’s white, what pisses me off is that people in the industry knows she’s no fan of niggERs. Again, check the video above.

I hope this is all about publicity for your album coming out on Tuesday Fif… and if it is, damn, couldn’t you be hugging a white girl that’s NOT trash???