Lil Wayne WANTED to be Arrested…

Note to self: When you know you’re gonna stop at a BORDER PATROL CHECKPOINT, remember to toss the ECSTASY, WEED and COCAINE BEFORE getting to the checkpoint… and if you’re “Weezy F. Baby,” you have the dough to buy more once you get to your destination. That way, when the border patrol agents bring out the drug sniffing dogs, your dumb ass won’t be arrested!

Wayne’s tour bus was stopped in Yuma, Arizona and the feds found “105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and ecstasy believed to be in Carter’s possession.” Of course, since the DEA and Border Patrol were involved in the discovery and arrest, your boy is facing some pretty serious federal charges. He better hope that his money and attorneys can get him out of this one.

For more details on the stop and arrest, check out the Yuma County Sun. They also have a HI-larious description of what a mix tape is and some pretty funny quotes from a few of Wayne’s fans.

Story jacked from Nah Right

Where My Dogs At?

If you KNOW that the state you live in – Arizona – is not too fond of black people and you’re a self described NIGGA, why on earth wouldn’t you have your dog game in check???

Yeah, yeah, yeah… DMX hasn’t been to his Arizona home in two months, blah blah blah… yeah he hired someone to take care of the dogs and he’s just as shocked as we are… BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Give me a break! Dude, you should have KNOWN they were coming for you with this Michael Vick situation going on and the media making the correlation between dog fighting, athletes and HIP HOP! They were showing new stories on Vick, specifically running file footage of DMX videos that featured the pit bulls, talking about how dog fighting is a part of an underground urban culture!!!

Shoulda made you think… “Damn, I still got those burned dog carcasses in by back yard? I need to get that shit up outta there … QUICKLY.” Not only that, but a NIGGA living in Arizona should know better than to leave narcotics just kickin’ it at your crib – whether you’re in town or not. Smoke and dispose… smoke and dispose… ya know, kinda like puff puff pass! I know DMX is not known for making smart decisions and his good judgment, but you would think ALL black men in sports and entertainment would be on alert and keeping their noses clean with all the legal drama in the media lately. Click here for news footage of the Sheriff’s raid on D’s house.

Ike & Tina - Remixed for 2007

The niggas across the pond are at it again.

Our favorite old-soul sangin' black woman, Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake were staying at a hotel in London after prematurely checking themselves out of rehab this week and got into one of those knock-down, drag-out, Ike-n-Tina-in-the-back-of-the-limo-n-What's-Love-Got-To- Do-With-It fights. Now they're both all scratched and bruised up and bloodied for the paps to see. I really hope Amy gets her shit together soon. This is too sad :-( Of course, they caught back up with each other and had - as Wendy Williams put it to Whitney Houston a few years back - "wild animal sex."

I feel like there should be some kind of intervention with Tina Turner, Mary J. Blige and Whitney Houston because apparently her family and friends can't get through to her. She's about to throw it all away. Click here for the full story over at the UK's Daily Mail.