Lookin' Broke

Tasha over at YBF has pictures from Yung Joc’s Hustlenomics album release party in the ATL and all I can say is damn! Joc was on that list of hip hop’s richest artists that came out two weeks ago, but how you gonna be rich, wear big gawdy ugly ass chains and STILL LOOK BROKE??!! Not cute Joc. Try again.

Check out the rest of the pics over at YBF.

$$$ + No Taste = Ghetto Wedding of the Decade

Apparently they’ve got niggas… ghetto, tacky-ass niggas across the pond over in the United Kingdom. I found this story on another one of my favorite blogs, dlisted. This YouTube clip is from Britain’s Youngest Brides and it’s just… just… as Black Rob would say... WHOA! You should NEVER have to be STUFFED into a limousine on your wedding day… and peep how the children and teenaged girls are dressed. These are probably some of Amy Winehouse’s ghetto ass cousins :-\ If this ain’t like some Southside Chicago hood shit, I don’t know what is!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I feel like a little kid when I used to read Highlights. You know you read it too!!! Remember the What’s Wrong With This Picture section? What’s wrong with this wedding???

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Don't look at my face... look at my TATS & CHAINS

When I have time, I peruse some of my favorite black gossip blogs. Today I was on Crunk & Disorderly and ran into this XXL Magazine cover. When might it occur to you that you have TOO MANY DAMN TATS?! Do you think Baby and Wayne got these Prison Break floorplan drawings on their bodies to distract from their not-so-handsome faces??? And I'm just gonna go ahead and start it right here... two (2) chain maximum. All those chains are unnecessary! We get it... we get it... you're a RICH Nigga :-\