Lindsay and Britney… Nigga Shout Outs

Ja Rule and Lil Wayne only get one line out of me because I truly believe those two dumb asses were arrested just hours apart from each other on Sunday in New York as a total publicity stunt for the new single that they just released. Now for the real ish…

Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears both come from modest means. As a result of their successful acting and singing careers, they both have mountains of money and too much time on their hands. Youth, gobs of cash, an abundance of free time and bad choices will just about get anyone in trouble… just ask a rapper or athlete. Lindsay and Britney have shown us all that they too can be NIGGAS. "But they’re white," you say. Of course they’re white, but did you read the disclaimer on this site? These two have been acting out in ignorance and carrying themselves with ignorance for a bit now… so it’s high time I get at my white girls.

Lindsay was caught AGAIN driving under the influence and with cocaine in her pocket. In true nigga crackhead fashion, she has released a statement saying that the cocaine is not hers. We believe you Lindsay ;-\ Be smart Linds. Next time let one of your girls in the entourage hold your coke… you know, like a designated weed-carrier. Never have it on your person!

Britney on the other hand, woo hoo hoo… she just showed her entire ass over at her OK! Magazine shoot last week. She started off the day by showing up 45 minutes late (you know, like niggas do) and Instead of taking off the designer dress she was wearing before eating her lunch, she ate her fried chicken while still wearing the dress. I guess wet ones weren’t available, so Brit decided to wipe the grease off of her fingers using the front and back of the dress! If that’s not bad enough, she allowed her puppy to take a dump on another designer gown worth thousands and after taking only four test shots – they never got around to actually taking pictures – she decided she wanted to roll out. With her behavior, I’m sure the photographer and remaining magazine staff would have been fine with her breaking out… but in true nigga sticky fingaz fashion, Britney decided to take a “Vera Wang dress, Lanvin heels, a Pucci headscarf, a diamond cougar ring, a diamond poison ring, and a gold bangle.” OK!’s society editor, Jennifer Birn reported to Access Hollywood that the borrowed items were worth about sixteen grand… damn Britney!

Thank you Lindsay and Britney for representing for the light-skinned NIGGAS this week… the dark-skinned ones always getting in trouble was starting to bore me :-)