OJ Diagnosed with ASS

Last Friday when I put up my original post on OJ Simpson, I didn’t get too deep into it because all the details were still coming in and the Las Vegas police were still confused as to what the hell really happened. But as the details got more and more clear over the weekend and OJ was arrested, arraigned and released on bail, all kinds of stories, characters and information are coming out of the woodwork.

I’m not about to say anything anyone else hasn’t already said, but I just have to say it… OJ’s one stupid… STUPID ASS NIGGA. You know… KNOW da man has been itchin’ to get you on something since you were cleared of double murder back in 1995 and you can’t just go and sit your ass down somewhere, relax and thank God and your lucky stars that you were acquitted of something you know the average man with no money would be rotting in jail for right now??? Why would you NOT think to involve lawyers and the police in getting back your stolen merchandise? Why would you hang out with and take a bunch of ex cons and questionable dudes to a hotel room to get back your stuff KNOWING that the situation might get a little violent if somebody says the wrong thing or makes the wrong move??? Why wouldn’t you think of all these things knowing that a large percentage of Americans hate your guts because they think you escaped justice???

It’s ASS, Athlete’s Stupid Syndrome. It’s the same thing I wrote about back on August 28^th when I was talking about Michael Vick. Athletes are treated differently starting from a young age. Everything is always taken care of for them and swept under the rug – they aren’t held accountable for their bullshit the way the rest of us are and so they think they can get away with ANYTHING. Remember Jayson Williams of the New Jersey Nets? Showing off his New Jersey estate to his guests, bragging and showing off, he mistakenly shoots his driver in the face… then tries to cover it up to say and the man committed suicide??? ASS. Plain and simple. ASS is why OJ still doesn’t have a fucking clue 17 years after getting a pass on double murder charges. Every time I saw a reporter walk up to someone on the street the past few days and ask what their opinion was of OJ Simpson, the most common remark was “How could he be so stupid?” ASS I tell ya… ASS.

So we’re all on the same page, OJ is a dumb ass for trying to conduct this “sting” on his own with his boys, but Geraldo Rivera is just a HUGE asshole. He’s basically badgering this guy Tom Riccio that set up the whole thing, leading him to say what he wants him to say and putting words into his mouth.

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This whole thing with OJ is tragic, yet funny. And to add a little more comic relief, here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s Jake Byrd crashing the press conference OJ’s lawyer held in Las Vegas after he got him released on bail:

Who the FUCK Has Trouble Believing the Earth IS NOT FLAT???

It’s been quite the past few days for your girl. I’ve got this new project I’m working on that’s kicking my ass and taking up ALL my free time. I just hate when I can’t pay attention to the news and pop culture so that I can get my blog on. Being able to write out your thoughts is a great creative release.

So one thing that really got my attention – other than OJ Simpson’s dumb ass – was as I was getting ready to leave the house this morning, The View was on my TV (don’t ask why… I think it was on ABC from the night before) and I happened to catch Sherri Shepherd trying to explain that she knows the earth is round. “Huh???” I said to myself. What the heck??? Who the hell doesn’t know that the earth is round? When they beam back pictures from the space shuttle, it’s round. When you’re traveling on a plane, you can see the curvature of the earth.

Apparently, yesterday she got asked the question of whether or not she thought the world was round from Whoopi Goldberg when they were discussing religion and science.

Here’s the video:

Ok… I am not one to knock those true believers who go word-for-word on what the bible says, but sometimes you just have to be f’n real and cut the bullshit. It’s like people who say dinosaurs didn’t really exist because they aren’t in the bible. Ummm … yes they did, they got fuckin’ big ass bones that are dug up all over the earth from millions of years ago.

Whatever I believe is not important, but again, when we have niggas on TV talkin’ crazy, they get lumped into the ALL BLACK PEOPLE pool. And even though Whoopi is on The View to balance out Sherri’s coonery, it still just pisses me off. Yes, there are people from other groups who are deeply religious and will be on TV saying the same thing, but I just wish Sherri could have given a more articulate, smarter response (You can disagree with me. That's the beautiful thing about free speech: leave a comment or post on your own blog and share the link.) Another thing that annoys me with Sherri on The View is she's the loud, eye-buckin', neck rollin' black woman stereotype. Bossip.com has a GREAT discussion going on in their comments section on this story. Check it out here.