THIS Nigga Right Here!!! >:-[

The jackass pictured here on the left, 32 year old Cardrico Lajuan Nash, is not rich, but he made the national news. This loser was arrested in Tulsa, Oklahoma early yesterday morning for child endangerment after he left his four… yes, FOUR children in his parked car while he went inside a… STRIP CLUB!!!

The police were called to the scene and found the children, aged 3 MONTHS TO 7 years old asleep in the car. KJRH News is reporting that it was 39 degrees outside when Nash was arrested at 1am. And why did he try to pull that “I wasn’t even in there that long, just about 15 minutes” shit??? Talkin’ bout “I just came to pick up a relative.”

Maybe if this crime wasn’t so hideous, the people inside wouldn’t have snitched on him, but they did what was right and put him on blast – told the police he had been inside for at least an hour and the relative that he mentioned he was there to pick up wasn’t even in the club!

Talk about fucked up priorities!

By the way, don’t EVER get arrested in Tulsa County. They put ALL your arrest and booking info right on the internet for the whole world to see. Good for Cardrico’s ignorant ass! Click here for the father of the year’s info.

And where the hell is these kids’ momma?

Souce: NBC’s KJRH, Tulsa

Birdman Should Have Chosen Wings

With hanging nooses being the new trend around the country – especially in the South – you would think your boy Birdman aka Baby, would want to have a speedy trip to New York from Louisiana – not take the damn scenic route!

So Birdman’s dumb ass, along with fifteen other people, decided it would be a good idea to take an RV ride up to New York for the taping of a show for MTV. They got stopped in Tennessee. The arresting officer said he could smell the marijuana smoke before he even entered the vehicle and of course, when he searched, he found weed… and guns (sigh).

Why man… WHY???

Yeah it’s cheaper to drive all your entourage up to New York as opposed to flying up there, but the money you save can get your ass caught up when you’re taking a tour through some of America’s most gonna-get-your-black-asses-for-that-Jena6-shit southern states. I bet they wish they spent the money on a private jet now! And you know they have the money! When you can take thousands of dollars and put it into mouth jewelry and chains, you can afford a private jet ride or two. Sixty thousand dollars… or having to deal with THE MAN… hmmm… which one would I pick?

I’m not even gonna talk about how Bird is 38 and his wife Brittany, who was also arrested, is just EIGHTEEN!!! Poor girl… she’s gotta look at that face feel those man tits rubbing up against her on a regular basis. Ewwwww!

Source: Yahoo! News

The Hater of the Niggardry is BACK!

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I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family and/or friends! I had to take a little hiatus from the blog – ya know… family and personal commitments to tend to. But thank you to Rose, Rickety Rocket, Ankles, JC, E-Boogie, Cree, Jackz and the two :-) other TSNGNM readers who had to either call or send e-mails to remind me that there was plenty-o-niggeration going on out there that I was neglecting to speak on.

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I’m back in the saddle now kids. We bout to have some‘mo fun! G’won now and post a comment or two! :-)

Poor Mike Jones…

Bossip.com will every now-and-again post pieces called When the Checks Stop Coming In. They’re mostly pretty funny – and sometimes sad – when you see people who were once “gettin’ that dough,” but now are lookin’ quite broke and ashy.

Here’s my take on When the Checks Stop Coming In, called When the Public Stops Paying Attention. Up first, Mike Jones… who? Mike Jones… who? Mike Jones!!!

Some say you gotta respect his hustle: having the YouTube channel, trying to keep his name out there the best way he knows how with those minimal marketing dollars from his label. But the best thing any artist can do for their career is to just get a GOOD publicist (outside of the label publicity department) and pay them! Then you don’t have to resort to shit like this:

Do we really need to go along with Mike and his sport-n-wave cap to the store where he buys his multi-colored shoes and bedazzled jeans? And is it just me or does that grill he’s wearing make him talk like… like… ya know, when the dentist puts those rolled up pieces cotton in your mouth to sop up the spit while he’s doing his job?

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Do we really need to see him driving down the highway… or the back and forth with his lovely face and the Jaguar logo on the steering wheel??? I kinda feel like he’s saying “See how I’m doin’ it? Girl, this could be you ridin’ with me right thurrr in the passenger seat… chillin’ in the Jag with Mike Jones.”

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If you don’t want to waste six minutes and five seconds of your life (like I did) watching this “American Hater, Episode 4” video, you can just skip ahead to through most of the ignorance to 4:53 (where the ignorance was unintentionally funny) to see Mike in his bedazzled hoodie and rental Rolls with the red Little Tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror! Gotta love that hood mentality! And shame on Alex Thomas for helping Mike to make this foolishness :-\

TSNGYNM… Especially If You’re Gonna Use It To Buy A Fake Ass!

I am pretty sure there are some men out there that will disagree with me on this, but fake asses are sooooo inappropriate! They are especially stupid if you’re tiny and you have this giant bah-dunk-a-dunk pounding behind you every time you make a step. This one looks down right cartoonish!

I guess this chick, Angel Lola Luv, is the next Karinne Steffans/Melyssa Ford. She’s parlaying her video hoe-isms into a King Magazine cover, acting, lay-outs and … as she put’s it… MENTORING!

Check it out:

Source: Rhymes With Snitch