Lil Wayne WANTED to be Arrested…

Note to self: When you know you’re gonna stop at a BORDER PATROL CHECKPOINT, remember to toss the ECSTASY, WEED and COCAINE BEFORE getting to the checkpoint… and if you’re “Weezy F. Baby,” you have the dough to buy more once you get to your destination. That way, when the border patrol agents bring out the drug sniffing dogs, your dumb ass won’t be arrested!

Wayne’s tour bus was stopped in Yuma, Arizona and the feds found “105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and ecstasy believed to be in Carter’s possession.” Of course, since the DEA and Border Patrol were involved in the discovery and arrest, your boy is facing some pretty serious federal charges. He better hope that his money and attorneys can get him out of this one.

For more details on the stop and arrest, check out the Yuma County Sun. They also have a HI-larious description of what a mix tape is and some pretty funny quotes from a few of Wayne’s fans.

Story jacked from Nah Right

The Honor of Being the First Idiot Mention of 2008 Goes To…

Roy Jones Jr.!

Why on earth would you – after seeing what Michael Vick has gone through – as a BLACK MAN, mention that you have pit bulls that you allow to fight???

Do you want the crazy dog lovers (those who give a shit more about dogs than they do about human beings) and the southern law enforcement community on your ass???

Rhymes With Snitch posted a story about Jones saying JUST LAST FRIDAY that "I just let my dogs get down five, ten minutes, fifteen minutes. Maybe like the longest I let them go was a half-hour, but I never let them fight to the death 'cause I can't take that."

Now Florida officials are looking into whether or not they will indict his dumb ass.

Source: RWS