With hanging nooses being the new trend around the country – especially in the South – you would think your boy Birdman aka Baby, would want to have a speedy trip to New York from Louisiana – not take the damn scenic route!
So Birdman’s dumb ass, along with fifteen other people, decided it would be a good idea to take an RV ride up to New York for the taping of a show for MTV. They got stopped in Tennessee. The arresting officer said he could smell the marijuana smoke before he even entered the vehicle and of course, when he searched, he found weed… and guns (sigh).
Why man… WHY???
Yeah it’s cheaper to drive all your entourage up to New York as opposed to flying up there, but the money you save can get your ass caught up when you’re taking a tour through some of America’s most gonna-get-your-black-asses-for-that-Jena6-shit southern states. I bet they wish they spent the money on a private jet now! And you know they have the money! When you can take thousands of dollars and put it into mouth jewelry and chains, you can afford a private jet ride or two. Sixty thousand dollars… or having to deal with THE MAN… hmmm… which one would I pick?
I’m not even gonna talk about how Bird is 38 and his wife Brittany, who was also arrested, is just EIGHTEEN!!! Poor girl… she’s gotta look at that face feel those man tits rubbing up against her on a regular basis. Ewwwww!
Source: Yahoo! News
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