Ooooo Ookie… the Feds Got Your Ass Now!

I’m not gonna sit here and tell you that if I was a multi-millionaire I wouldn’t do a few crazy things here and there, but dammit, I would hire a designated driver… a weed carrier… gun toter… whatever I needed to do to keep my name off the police radar and out of the public eye – at least in negative instances. Besides… isn’t that what the whole idea of having an entourage with you at all times is for anyway? What good are these hang-er on-er guys if they can’t catch a case for you every now and again? Ask Diddy.

Michael Vick, aka Ookie, is the latest athlete who can’t seem to shake the nigga blues. As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, he’s been federally indicted for funding and actively participating in illegal dog fights under the business name Bad Newz Kennels. Not only is he charged with dog fights, BUT, they have witnesses and evidence from the search of his property in Smithfield, Virginia (yes, the same place where they can smoke a good ham!).

Again, as with Pacman Jones, will you please repeat after me… THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE THAT NIGGA MONEY!!!

Why in your herpes tainted mind, Michael Vick, would you risk your $13M a year NFL money on bullshit like dog fighting? It astounds me the idiocy of some of these guys.

So the dog fighting is just the tip of the iceberg. There are charges that dogs were “put to death by drowning, hanging, gunshot, electrocution, or another method.” WTF??? A witness even reports that they saw a dog killed by “slamming” it’s body to the ground!

I'm no PETA activist or even a huge fan of pets in general, but that is just ridiculous and shows a total lack of compassion for another living thing.

Other NFL players who still like to dabble in playing the nigga game are:

Ex Pittsburgh Steeler Richard Siegler: This fool was released from the Steelers this year because his name turned up in an investigation in his home-town, Las Vegas, for being a pimp… yes, dammit you read right… P I M P. Click here for video of the story.

Or what about Chris Henry of the Cincinnati Bengals? He’s been suspended from the Bengals for a plethora of legal troubles, including pulling a gun during a fight, driving under the influence, weed possession, etc. And as of June of this year, he's under investigation for assaulting a 16 year old boy! Even if he never touched this kid, the situation doesn’t make him look good and he should be avoiding any and everything that casts him in a bad light considering he could easily be working at the car wash next season instead of playing in the NFL.

BLACK PEOPLE… we need to start a tribunal. We have to start calling these niggas to the stand and snatching their “I’m black” cards. Can I get some suggestions on who can sit as jurist? Because I’m sick of the Al Sharpton’s, Jesse Jackson’s and Russell Simmons’ of the world speaking in the media on our behalf as if they represent ALL black people.

I nominate Cornel West –

Can you think of someone better?

If you are blessed with a talent that can net you millions of dollars a year, why can you NOT leave the ghetto mentality in your past and just DO BETTER? Oh yeah... honorable NIGGA MENTION and shouts out to white boy, Jared Allen of the Kansas City Chiefs on his two DUI cases. (Big Sigh)

PDF documents of the federal indictment and press release from Atlanta's CBS 46